Perfect man 🥰😍🥰
To date me he must be
– within 2 weeks of my age (34 years, 4 months and 6 days), don’t wanna date any children or geezers
– make at least 200k+ a year, I wanna live an OK life at least
-dark brown hair, literally anything else is ugly
– not work as anything that involves other women, eg. not at a car company as he could be fucking unfaithful when he’s talking to some women
-must be within about 2 inches of my height so I’m not kissing anybody who be massive
-must not be smaller than me, manlets get out
-must want to have kids and hire a full time nanny to help raise them
-must not act like a pig, eating too much, swearing or farting etc.
-must be fit and work out
-must have a bmi of <50
-must be decently tanned
-must be faithful
-must be able to drop everything for me
-must be smart
-must be intelligent
-must be funny
-must be good in the bed
-must have a penis size of ~6inches (or above)
-must be a vegan
-must not work with any females
-must own a company and a decent house/apartment before I even swipe right on that boy
-must not have any female friends
-happy to only spend 1 hour 30 mins a week with male friends
-must not have many male friends
-must be able to pick up the phone at any point to tell me where he is so I know he isn’t cheating
-must text me about once an hour just to check in on me 🙂 just so I know he being faithful
-must not game or watch basically any TV (unless I’m there)
-must not surf the Internet too much in case he decides to watch porn
Call me a crazy bitch if you must but personally I’d be extremely happy if this was my man and he acted like this at all times, we’d never have a problem 🙂 I’d be extremely faithful and loving to him at all times