Perfect man 🥰😍🥰

To date me he must be

– within 2 weeks of my age (34 years, 4 months and 6 days), don’t wanna date any children or geezers

– make at least 200k+ a year, I wanna live an OK life at least

-dark brown hair, literally anything else is ugly

– not work as anything that involves other women, eg. not at a car company as he could be fucking unfaithful when he’s talking to some women

-must be within about 2 inches of my height so I’m not kissing anybody who be massive

-must not be smaller than me, manlets get out

-must want to have kids and hire a full time nanny to help raise them

-must not act like a pig, eating too much, swearing or farting etc.

-must be fit and work out

-must have a bmi of <50

-must be decently tanned

-must be faithful

-must be able to drop everything for me

-must be smart

-must be intelligent

-must be funny

-must be good in the bed

-must have a penis size of ~6inches (or above)

-must be a vegan

-must not work with any females

-must own a company and a decent house/apartment before I even swipe right on that boy

-must not have any female friends

-happy to only spend 1 hour 30 mins a week with male friends

-must not have many male friends

-must be able to pick up the phone at any point to tell me where he is so I know he isn’t cheating

-must text me about once an hour just to check in on me 🙂 just so I know he being faithful

-must not game or watch basically any TV (unless I’m there)

-must not surf the Internet too much in case he decides to watch porn

Call me a crazy bitch if you must but personally I’d be extremely happy if this was my man and he acted like this at all times, we’d never have a problem 🙂 I’d be extremely faithful and loving to him at all times