No one really expects anyone to try and steal buses since they are hard to drive and even harder to hardwire, and the keys are always in rotation with the assigned drivers.

However, all buses have a “secret” door unlock button below the front doors in case the electric door opener malfunctions. What that meant was that as a teenage boy growing up in a crowded household, I’d often sneek into the local bus compound from across our backyard, and I’d randomly pick a parked bus, press the secret bottom and jerk off in between the seats. The power I felt as I ejaculated between the seats was intoxicating.

To this day, I can’t ride a public bus without getting a massive erection and the urge to bust a load.





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