GENESIS 4

Steve spams shift-click Alex, which spawns Herobrine. Alex said, “With the help of the ADMIN I have brought forth Herobrine.” Later she spawns a sibling, Israphel.

Now Israphel kept flocks, and Herobrine worked the soil. In the course of time Herobrine brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the ADMIN. Israphel also brought an offering—fat portions from some of the firstborn of their flock. The ADMIN looked with favor on Israphel and the offering, but not on Herobrine and his offering. So Herobrine was very angry, and their face was downcast.

Then the ADMIN said to Herobrine, “Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast? If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.”

Now Herobrine said to Israphel, “Let’s go out to the field.” While they were in the field, Herobrine /kill Israphel.

Then the Lord said to Herobrine, “Where is Israphel?”

“I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I their keeper?”

The ADMIN said, “What have you done? Listen! Your blood’s blood cries out to me from the ground. Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your blood’s blood from your hand. When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on The_Flat.”

Herobrine said to the ADMIN, “My punishment is more than I can bear. Today you are driving me from the land, and I will be hidden from your presence; I will be a restless wanderer on the earth, and whoever finds me will kill me.”

But the ADMIN said to him, “Not so; anyone who kills Herobrine will suffer vengeance seven times over.” Then the ADMIN put a mark on ADMIN so that no one who found them would kill them. So Herobrine went out from the ADMIN’s presence and lived in the land of shadows, east of Grian.

Herobrine spams shift-click to their partner, which gave birth to E-girls. Herobrine was then building a city, and they named it after their E-girls, Belle Delphine. To E-girls born Femboys, and Femboys were the birther of Mountain Dew, and Mountain Dew was the birther of Dorito Chips, and Dorito Chips were the birther of FuturisticHub.

FuturisticHub created two things, one named Cringe and the other Based. Cringe gave birth to Ali-A; it was the birther of Fortnite. It’s sibling’s name was Fortnite clones; they were the birthers of ultra cringe. Based also had a prodigy, ExplosiveTNT, who forged all kinds of memes out of Minecraft. ExplosiveTNT’s sibling was Pink sheep.

Pink sheep said to its e-girls,

“UwU and OwO, listen to me;

Glorious wives of Pink sheep, heed my words.

I have griefed a man for trolling me,

A young man for fortnite dancing.

If Herobrine is avenged seven times,

Then I seventy-seven times.”

Alex spawned a gamer named Chad, saying, “ADMIN has granted me another child in place of Israphel, since Herobrine griefed him.” Chad also had a child named Virgin.

At that time people began to call on the name of the ADMIN.