I sexually Identify as O C E A N M A N. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of taking people by the hand. People say to me that a person being O C E A N M A N is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install sponges, lobsters and shrimp on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “O C E A N M A N” and respect my right to take people to the land that I understand. If you can’t accept me you’re a oceaphobe and need to check your hand. Thank you for being so understanding.