Welcome to my lab, where you will be experimented on, tortured to death, raped, harassed, bullied, subjected to porn, forced to feel pain, forced to watch your entire family die in front of your very eyes, banned, kicked, punched, slapped, nuked, subjected to memes, subjected to cringe, hacked, forced to sing karaoke, forced to work for the rest of your life, and hung by a noose.