It’s hilarious that we’ve come full circle. From the straight white people who shouted into the void of the internet wondering why gay people existed when women had assholes too, now the gay man is musing on the need for women now that boys have figured out how to become submissive and breedable; I literally ugly laughed reading his question. There was 0 irony in that question. Like.. To him, women really do just be extra AF to get what you REALLY want when you really want it. Imagine having to deal with tits flying around everywhere – putting you at risk of a black eye when you’re just trying to get your rocks off in a small horny person. Women.. Inconvenient and unnecessary, this man says. And you know what, he’s made some valid, dumb, valid points. And I’m giving him the disrespect he deserves. God speed head empty top- boy. With all your shower thought philosophy, may you continue to impress the fellow gays who actively cheer you on, and may your IQ one day reach staggering heights as you continue to grow- shattering the 60s and speeding through the 70s almost completely.

Since he posts his glorious musings on reddit, there’s no way to actually confirm he dressed himself this morning, so I’m only able to give him credit for successfully typing something that lowered his believers IQa, what I can only assume was a bold move, and innovative attempt at becoming the smartest man in the reddit comment section by process of pshchic attack. I hope for the good of this community it didn’t work and your computer explodes and you get hit by a car breaking both your legs and all your fingers so you don’t get the idea to share a thought so violently dumb- I would personally see you tried at the hauge by finding literally any lawyer, and point out the psychic damage you’re causing to people who’s poor brains dont know enough to avoid you on instinct. Like most of this was a joke, and I really enjoyed writing this, but honestly, thank the Gods you’re gay and dumb. I couldn’t handle knowing you were straight and at risk of breeding.

Good day dumbass