I had 👨⬅️ a nice 🌟🤩 pair of pants 👖 but I soiled 😿💔💩 it
Cuz I couldn’t ⛔🙅 give 🤲 a fuck ’bout a toilet 🚽🪠
I tell 🗣️ you something❓that you don’t wanna hear 👂🙉
When I 👨🖐️ get a bagel 🍩 I always ♻️ top 🔝 it off with a smear 🧻 of that 📝
Diaper 🚼 cream 🍦 fresh outta my rear 🐴, why ❓ I like ♥️😍 it so much I still got no🚫✖️ idea 😭❓
Imma tell 👄🗣️📢 you something it’s a matter ⚛️ of truth 🤲🙏, I top 🔝 my hot 🔥 fudge 🍫 sundaes 🍨with a splatter 💦 of poop 💩 yea. 👍