god im not religious at all but this makes me want to fucking convert you dude, not to christianity but to the religion I just made up in my head that has no rules other than this piece of monstrosity not being allowed to exist even in concept. the fact that this is real and was actually eaten and enjoyed physically mortifies me to the point where I have lost all hope in the world and humanity, possibly forever. The world is a dark place so long as this thing haunts my mind.

That being said, although I am shaken to my very core by this food- I am glad that you were able to enjoy it and I hope it made your day at least a little bit better. At the end of the day you just gotta do what you like to do, and make what you like to make- even if it is this hellish spawn of a cake (????? I think its a cake????)