Sorry for the late message but every summer I have to have an exterminator come to my house to kill a bunch of bugs that live in trees out side of my window and crawl into my bathroom through the window and they only stay in my bathroom and no where else but I’m still paranoid that they are crawling in my dick and now I’m hard, confused ,and scared because they got on my toothbrush that I just got and it was my first expensive toothbrush. It was about 60 dollars but my mom wasn’t going to spend $60 for a toothbrush so she pulls a mom and pulls out a 50% off coupon but in was a really good toothbrush. I think it came with extra heads *giggity* so it should be fine unless those motherf*ucking bugs sh*t on it with their bug juice and also while I’m typing this essay I’m spraying toxic bug spray on everything and now I’m feeling kinda f*cked up. So basically my lamp told me that my bookshelf is going so fall on me in my sleep so I’m trying to keep my eyes peeled for any sudden moves and don’t think I don’t see that dude in my closet, he keeps smiling and telling me to come closer but I will not lose sanity over a few minor inconveniences and my elbow is looking suspicious as f*ck right now. Guys I’ll message you back, I smell jizz and it’s not mine.