Can we take a moment to reflect on just how unique and bizarre Chris Chan and their story truly are?

They’re nothing but a lazy incompetent entitled manchild with no redeeming qualities or marketable skills yet they accidentally pioneered a large portion of internet culture as we know it today and these accidental accomplishments are the only truly interesting things he ever did.

He was one of if not the first Brony off of 4chan making him a trend setter for that fandom, he was the first let’s player and also one of if not the first web comic makers. All of these large parts of modern internet culture can technically trace their origins to a dumpy unemployed lifeless manchild with no intellect or common sense to speak of and who has never accomplished anything in their life. That is fucking insane and fascinating.

At every possible opportunity he has made pretty much the worst decisions possible in regards to both speech and action and has not learned anything after over 20 years of making the same idiotic mistakes. This guy is like what would happen if a Rube Goldberg machine and a train wreck had a crack baby that is incapable of making good decisions. It is genuinely baffling how anyone can be as incompetent as chris chan, it quite literally defies all logic and reason and their stupidity is genuinely nearly beyond human comprehension in its scope.

His parents were the perfect blend of entitled, out of touch, evil, delusional, narcissistic and unhinged and treated everyone around them horribly while refusing to hold themselves and their idiot child responsible for their actions and in the end the monster they made with their incompetence and insanity destroyed their lives in the ultimate slow and drawn out act of cosmic karma I’ve ever seen.

Chris chan is quite literally the exact opposite one the one in a billion genius like Albert Einstein, the type of visionary thinker who changes the course of human history and only comes around once in a lifetime. But rather than being helpful to society Chris is the kind of person who is so extremely stupid that just being around him will knock ten points off of your IQ and their choices create a chaotic whirlpool of destruction that ruins the lives of everyone who gets too close to them.

You legitimately have a better chance of winning the lottery and getting struck by lightening on the same day than seeing anything remotely close to another Chris Chan saga play out in your life time. No other lolcow has or will come close, it is just impossible.