\>at school
\>somewhat familiar female approaches me with arms open for a hug
\>I spread my arms too for a distraction but I know what has to be done
\>at the last moment I pick her up by the waist
\>her face is a mixture of confusion and fear
\>I lift her high over my head
\>she screams and struggles in despair as panic takes her over
\>”WWE Supah Slammmm!!!”
\>I swing my arms back to gain momentum and with my manly might throw her over my head as hard as I can
\>she flies across the room and smashes into a cluster of desks
\>between whimpers and cries I hear the words “what the fuck is wrong with you?”
\>I calmly tip my fedora, turn around and walk into the sunset
\>virginity protected for another day