what is it about the global lack of comprehension of the term ‘creampie’?
you see it everywhere – tube sites, torrents, even actual porn studios
hell, just the other day i’m watching a scene from ‘cum in my cunt 5’
now you’d think that, 5 entries into the series, they would have figured out the mechanics behind the title act
but lo and behold, there’s old mate, approaching a climax, pulling his cock out of the cunt he was fucking and jerking off, onanistically spraying his load ON the cunt in question
it’s one of the simplest prepositions we have and they couldn’t get it right – why?
i would have demanded a refund right there, if i wasn’t watching it for free on a streaming site

the thing is, you never see this kind of misapprehension appear for any other kind of cumshot
if the tags say ‘facial’, you’d be hard pressed not to see jizz landing on a face
‘pump my ass full of cum’, ‘overflowing assholes’, ‘cum fart cocktails’, et cetera, you won’t find one scene that doesn’t end with cum in an asshole
why is it that people only fuck up the tagging and categorisation when it comes to cumming in cunts?

and don’t even get me started on the prevalence of doggy style in amateur-shot creampie scenes
for fucks sake, there are other positions
and pretty much every woman on earth looks the same when bent over and shot from behind, it’s boring as fuck
i mean it’s better than that fucked-up man-asshole-first creampie shot that ryan madison can’t get enough of, but still