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Listen here bucko, there ain’t nothing you have on me my contacts haven’t seen before. Do you know what kind of shit I’m into? Any earthly idea of the sick things I subject my contacts list too? EVERY MORNING I Snapchat my own rendition of goatse to anyone I can. EVERY AFTERNOON I FaceTime a random person with a video of me fucking a cactus. EVERY NIGHT I post videos of me crying, bawling, screaming while I wear a Jar Jar Binks mask drinking from a gallon jug of go-gurt labelled CUM LIQUID. If you truly have my content, you should be paying ME.