YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME LOSER I HAVE THE BEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL OF THE CENTURY. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I HAVE TRANSENDED SPACE AND TIME WITH MY STAND, THE WORLD!
not only that but im above the law since im a YouTuber. I can just pay off anyone who stands in my way. all of these small children that watch MY videos will Zerg rush your pathetic excuse of a husk you call your body if you so much as lay a single one of your shitty peasant fingers on me, so you better back the fuck off before I invent more outrageous reasons to beat your limp dick grandfather too. and if that wasn’t enough Im gonna car bomb all of new Orleans in protest of your asthma ridden ass. I have popularity you can’t even comprehend, so you better think twice before insulting my being you subhuman worm. The only reason anyone knows who you are is because of the disgusting smell you leave behind in your single father’s basement. The only reason he hasn’t kicked you out is because your the only reminder of his wife that you killed during birth. You should be ashamed of yourself.