When Thanos came onto the screen, in my theatre, people started spider-monkeying over the seats, dancing and screaming and some were even masterbating. One woman in particular started throwing her child up into the air and catching it again except missed on the last throw. 5 people in the second row decided to defecate and throw the poop at the screen in celebration. Two down syndrome kids in the third row were constantly shrieking due to sensory overload. Another man started setting off airhorns and setting off a makeshift flamethrower made with hairspray and a lighter, eventually lighting the shit covered screen ablaze. A gunman entered the theatre from behind but nobody noticed because we were all so excited. The gunman even decided to party as well. Barack Obama showed up at the climax and started breakdancing as some people in the stands started collapsing of exhaustion. despite some people collapsing onto the floor others would just dance on top of them, causing blood to get everywhere, shit looked like a warzone. The riot police were called but we couldn’t be contained, this was THE FUCKING MOVIE. After devouring the riot police we snacked on their corpses until the credits. Things will never be the same.