i hate the smurf cat i swear to god i’m going insane i had a dream last night where they killed me and now whenever i blink all i see is this blue face taunting me. I went to browse twitter and my entire feed is this damn smurf cat. I OPENED YOUTUBE, AND THE 1ST VIDEO IS “we live we laugh we love” WITH A SMURF CAT IN IT. THESE TINY BLUE CREATURES ARE DRIVING ME INSANE EVERYWHERE I GO ITS “:]” SMURF CATS AND I AM FOREVER TRAPPED ON THIS MORTAL PLANE WITH THESE FICTIONAL CREATURES. The more i see these the closer i get to getting as far away from the internet. I’m going to squash the next blue smurf cat i see between my hands and watch as it pops like a balloon. I hold no mercy twoards these creatures and hope they perish. I’M GOING TO SQUASH THEIR LITTLE TUMOR SHAPED HEADS AND BASH THEM AGAINST THE WALL. NO ONE CAN STOP ME AS I RAGE WAR AGAINST THESE BITCH ASS NIGGA BLUE FURRYS IN DISGUISE AND TORTURE THEM WHILE WE BOTH SUFFER IN HELL FOR OUR SINS.

(Made this with a friend as a joke and thought it was funny enough to add, considering it’d make a good copypasta.)