So today a small pre teen male with blue hair that lives up the road from me came and played basket ball with a soccer ball on my goal so I thought to my self if the little shit comes back I shall walk out with my long gun bag empty for legal reasons odviously and say is modern country better than Johnny Cash and Colter Wall the child says yes me sighs heavily gently lays gun bag on boiling pavement starts unzipping slowly while staring deeply into his eyes I am gonna let u rethink that the child immediately barfes Doritos and run as fast as possible back home