🚨🚨🚨🚨 Attention all patriots! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

It’s time to wake up and smell the coffee, because the liberal elites have been pulling the wool over our eyes for far too long.

You see, they want us to believe that math and science are real, but let me tell you, it’s all just a big hoax. The government has been using these so-called “disciplines” to trick us into thinking that the world works a certain way, when in reality, they’re just trying to control our minds.

Think about it. Have you ever tried to do long division? It’s a complete joke. And don’t even get me started on the laws of physics. They’re nothing more than a bunch of made-up rules designed to keep us in line.

But the real kicker is when they try to tell us that the earth is round. Come on, folks. We all know that the earth is flat. Just look at all the evidence: the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, the moon is perfectly round, and if you drop a penny off the edge of a table, it doesn’t just fall off into space.

So don’t be fooled by the fake news. Math and science are nothing more than tools of the liberal elites, used to manipulate and control us. It’s time to take back our country and our minds.

Wake up, sheeple! The truth is out there.