you think you guys have had GOOD clam chowder before? you fucking thought wrong, bros. there will be NOTHING thiqqier than this goddamn clam chowder im having right now. you want some real thick shit? go get yourself a delectable can of Chef’s Cupboard New England Clam Chowder. shit so thick its a fucking solid coming out of the can before you ask your wonderful personal Chef Mike to prepare it for you. it’s so thick, it jiggles like Nicki Minaj’s ass. so thick, it’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. y’all aint seen THICK SHIT until you pry open one of these babies. you’re literally committing war crimes against yourself until you have a taste of the thiquest clam chowder any thiqqy-seeker has come across. do yourself a favor, stay out of the Nuremberg trials, and get yourself a can from Chef Mike’s Cupboard today.