Mace Windu:
Take a sea-

Ki Adi Mundi:
Excuse my coarseness, Master Windu, but what the actual fuck. General Skywalker has proven time and time again that he is a valuable asset to the Jedi Order, and is one of our best. He bested Darth Curve Fetish, who may I remind you has been a pain in our asses since the beginning of the War, has saved the Chancellor from assassination attempts more than once, and has led the 501st to victories all across the galaxy. Sure, he can get emotional, but don’t act like we’re saints on that part. I have a wife, for fuck’s sake, and your whole Vapaad bullshit involves channeling your dark emotions for combat, a technique one such as Skywalker would be perfect for if you could get your head out of your ass for one second and teach him about. Just give him the fucking rank, and let’s get on with this without you giving him even more reasons to turn to the Dark Side.

Mace Windu:
Shut the fuck up, you penis-headed motherfucker! Say one more word! I dare you! Double dare you! I didn’t make Skywalker a Master because he still has much to learn. Is he a great warrior? Yes. Has he done great things in the Clone Wars? Yes, again. But he still lacks control over his emotions. He’s reckless and too prone to violence. He won’t be a Master till he learns that the Jedi aren’t warriors. We’re peacekeepers. A Master lives and breathes the Jedi Code, which Skywalker clearly doesn’t. So don’t tell ME that i’m wrong. Skywalker isn’t ready yet. The only reason he’s even on the council is because of Chancellor Palpatine. And don’t try to teach ME about Vapaad, you Wookie-loving whoreson. I’ve forgotten more about Vapaad then you’ll ever learn. Enough to know that Vapaad doesn’t channel your inner Dark Side emotions. It allows you to absorb your opponent’s Dark Side energy and then reflect it back. That’s why it’s the most dangerous of the Fighting Styles. One wrong move and you succumb to the Dark Side. That’s why I don’t want to teach Vapaad to this walking bag of angst. One little thought about mommy dearest and suddenly we have the strongest Sith the universe has ever seen. I’m fucking done with your bullshit. Now be a good bitch and fetch me some deathsticks. Don’t wanna miss Yoda’s ketamine jam.

Obi Wan Kenobi:
Excuse me? Are you really sure you want to go down that route, master milk dud? Anakin knows more than anyone else that we’re peacekeepers more than warriors. He could have given up being a Jedi a long time ago to be a general or something instead, specifically because he disagrees with how we conduct wars, but he stuck with us instead. He literally wants to give up Jedi control over more secular affairs in the republic because he knows that so much. Which I disagree with, by the way, but even I can tell you’re using it as an excuse to keep him from taking a seat. And you’d best shut up about the Jedi Code, because it’s really gonna bite you in the ass in thirty minutes or so when you’re ready to happily cut down an unarmed, surrendering prisoner. Or maybe that time you falsely accused his apprentice with treason and didn’t even bother to apologize for your mistake, because you have too much pride to admit your own failings. If you don’t follow it 100%, you don’t deserve your spot either. And maybe he’d be on the council without Palpatine’s interference if you actually recognized his talents and gave it to him before it came to this. And are you really getting on his case for whining about his mother? The mother we left to rot in slavery on a desert hell-hole? The same planet we sent Anakin and numerous other Jedi to on several occasions for missions, but never once bothered to rescue, just for peace of mind? Just like you know Vapaad more than anyone else, I know Anakin more than anyone else, and I trust him with my life. He should take a seat. In fact, he should take YOUR seat, you dogmatic piece of greedy-ass purple-blade-wanting shit.