>Why would you want to freeze time?


I would become a porn star. and a nano-second after I came on my actresses’ face I would freeze time.

and take a break Ages would past like this, me unfreezing time, coming again on her face freezing time again taking a break.


After centuries. I would unfreeze time for the last time in this series. and lo and behold. the world’s longest and most unexplainable money-shot. with the girl completely buried and looking like more of a jabba the hut-type creature than a girl after my multi-hours long cumshot

BONUS My hair and beard kept growing the whole time so as I am spewing out this monumental cum-load my hair is literally blowing out of my head. and turning grey and white at the same time People would talk about the cumshot that changed the world for milleniums to come