First you take away 90% of the cash I made leaving me with zilch and then you keep doing that shit post graduation, the IRS doesn’t even fuck me over that bad. And what’s that money for? Money to the perfect apples so you can simp even harder on the Guildmaster?

Then you leave me and my Mudkip buddy here without food and don’t even let us explain that Team Skull is up to no good, but you’re narcissistic ass of a bird isn’t willing to do shit unless it’s sucking up some Wigglydick

AND THEN YOU HAVE THE GALL TO CALL MY PARTNER AND MY EXPERIENCES IN A FUTURE WASTELAND HORROR A FUCKING DREAM? That’s it, I graduated but I ain’t even willing to deal with this bullshit, I believe the exploration society seems better. Heard they got tons of food there and a lack of simps