you‘re dead
i have a switch blade about to go through your god damn throat if you say one more fucked up thing about me
i have access to a deep and dark website where i can kill anyone i fucking want, including the president if it didn‘t cost so much. i‘m sure he won‘t charge too much to take you out
don‘t you ever, EVER call me names to anyone or i will find you. i know where your bed is.

[source](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/comments/8b33pt/click_to_kill_dot_net/?st=JFT6VG7Z&sh=380a3550)