I had learned to read by the time I was 13. I haven’t gotten upset by “dicks” or “douches” ever since.

When I was 17, the principal of my high school was censoring all the thoughts and ideas in the student newspaper that hurt his feelings; so I quit the official paper and started a paper he couldn’t censor. I moved on to Stanford and then to date a U.S. Vice President’s pretty daughter for three years. My high-school principal got fired, but my newspaper turned a profit for 17 years. Tell me more about “my problem”.

credit to /u/ISpreadDiseaseToYou

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