INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT

A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food.

WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you.

We see the pasta nachos. They’re warm and defeated.

FRIEND 1 The menu is here.

WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy.

We see the lasagna wings. There is more Italy than necessary.

FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens.

WAITRESS Unlimited stick.

We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. That is all.

FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I’m home.

WAITRESS Gluten Classico. From the kitchen.

We see the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it is from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe.

FRIEND 4 says nothing.

FRIEND 1 What is wrong, Friend 4?

FRIEND 4 says nothing

FRIEND 2 Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4?

FRIEND 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup.

ANNOUNCER (wet voice) Olive Garden. When You’re Here, You’re Here.