i mean who the fuck doesn’t shit through every windshield they see? i personally don’t shit in the morning if i know I’m going out that day, and i defecate through every open sunroof that i see. obviously, in order to do this, I’d need to shit in a controlled manner, and that’s exactly what I do. everyone gets a bit. if i get back home with a surplus in my anal cavity, i just shit in my hand and throw it in my vegetable garden, that way i have free fertilizer for my lovely cucumbers, which i make cucumber water from.