*WARNING* FOR ALL THOSE LOOKING TO DATE ME:

Hello those interested in dating me, the legend himself. I have a few requirements that would be very epic if you were to follow.

1: DO NOT ask me in person. It’s annoying to have to look at someone (because you’re probably ugly) so please do it over discord.

2: BE A GIRL. I’m not homophobic, I just like ass (women ass) and tits (women tits).

3:BE A GAMER. I am a gamer. I need a gamer partner. Please at least have beaten Kaizo Mario 1, 2, and 3 before attempting to talk to me.

4: NO EMOJIS. If you ever have used emojis once in your life, please do not contact me. I will be making sure to search your entire history to see if you’ve ever sent an emoji before.

5: BE WHITE. I’m not racist. I just do not want to be dating a person that is not my skin color. Personal preference.

6: KNOW GAMER SPEAK. This means knowing what words like “epic” and “among us” mean. Do not talk to me EVER if you don’t know this.

Thank you for following my guidelines.