YOU HAVE BOOMER TEACHERS WHO HAVE MORE ASSIGNED WORK THAN THE AMOUNT OF BRAINCELLS THEY HAVE. THINKING WE HAVE GREAT TECHNOLOGY HERE WHEN SOMETIMES OUR WIFI FAILS, WE HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. INSTEAD OF GIVING US PROJECTS AND 100,000 PAGE ESSAYS, TAKE IT SLOW. IN THE LAST 3 QUARTERS MY GRADES WERE PERFECT. THIS QUARTER MY GRADES ARE TOTAL HOT GARBAGE CRAP. WHY? THESE STUPID TEACHERS OVERESTIMATING THE USE THE ONLINE LEARNING, I ACTUALLY OVERESTIMATED THEIR AMOUNT OF BRAINCELLS.

HEY BIOLOGY TEACHER, WHY DONT TEACH US ABOUT BRAINCELLS IN YOUR SO CALLED PROFESSIONAL BIOLOGY CLASS?

HEY MATH TEACHER, SOLVE FOR X, ACTUALLY SOLVE FOR YOUR DISSOLVING INTELLIGENCE AND SIMPLIFY IT BY HOW OBLIVIOUS YOU ARE YOU STUPID CRAP.

English, Tech, History, and Art teacher thank you for waiting for us to complete our work.

SPANISH TEACHER. Needs to more to learn about technology.

BUT SCREW ONLINE LEARNING, I’D RATHER TAKE A CLASS IN SYRIA WITH 10 AIRSTRIKES TARGETED AT MY SCHOOL EVERY 5 SECONDS, I DON’T WANT TO FAIL JUST BECAUSE A GUY ATE A BAT. SCREW YOU DUMB BOOMERS, COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW WE CAN ONLY RELY TOO MUCH ON TECHNOLOGY, WHILE YOUR CAVEMEN ANCESTORS LAUGH AT YOU FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO BEAT A BUFFALO WITH A STICK.

I HATE YOU, I HAVE ASIAN PARENTS WHO GET MAD AT ME FOR GETTING BAD GRADES, I DON’T HOW YOU GUYS BECAME TEACHERS, YOU INFERIOR IDIOTS. THE AMOUNT OF CRAP YOU GIVE ABOUT GIVING US WORK IS ENOUGH TO MAKE THE WHOLE WORLD STINK. SCREW YOU, SCREW YOUR OBJECTIVE, THAT MASK AND GLOVES YOUR GOING TO WEAR IS ONLY GOING TO BE USEFUL FOR PROTECTING ANYTHING YOU TOUCH, BECAUSE ANYTHING YOU TOUCH IS PROBABLY GOING TO DIE AND BECOME A FOSSIL LATER ON, AND THAT FOSSIL IS GOING TO BE DUG UP BY AN ARCHAEOLOGIST AND THE FUTURE PEOPLE ARE JUST GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOUR IQ WAS BELOW 60 YOU PUS INAHLING COW. YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER TOOK A JOB AS A TEACHER, YOU SHOULD JUST STUDY YOURSELF BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT OF CRAP INSIDE YOU, AND THEY WOULD GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE YOU DISCOVERED SOMETHING NEW? WHATS NEW? THE LOAD OF WORK YOUR GOING TO GIVE US IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS, A PART OF YOU, WHICH IS EQUIVALENT TO A CHUNK OF CRAP YOU POOP OUT IN THE TOILET. YOUR GOING TO LEAVE A HUGE STAIN AND EVEN OXY CLEAN AND CLOROX WORKING TOGETHER CAN’T CLEAN IT. SCREW YOU.