NO DAD *(vine boom)* NO MOM *(vine boom)* NO FRIEND *(vine boom)* NO FAMILY *(vine boom)* NO CREATIVITY *(vine boom)* NO DREAMS *(vine boom)* NO ASPIRATIONS *(vine boom)* NO HOPE *(vine boom)* NO LOVE *(vine boom)* No fellow Americans. *(vine boom)* NO JOB *(vine boom)* NO MONEY *(vine boom)* YOU LIVE IN A FRICKING BASEMENT *(vine boom)* UNDERNEATH THE ORPHANAGE *(vine boom)* YOU HAVE TACO BELL EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER *(Taco bell bong)* YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LISTEN TO THREE DAYS GRACE *(vine boom 🎶I can’t escape this hell…)* YOU LOOK LIKE AN EDGY SONIC OC FROM 2012 *(vine boom 🎶So many times I’ve tried…)* SOMEBODY MADE YOU IN THE BACK OF THEIR MOM’S CAR *(vine boom 🎶But I’m still caged inside…)* YOU LOOK LIKE YOU RUN OUT OF BREATH AFTER RUNNING FOR 2 SECONDS *(Vine Boom, The fitness gram pacer test)*