I mean I could do like 20 u/‘s on all them mofos but then it’d be me against 20 mofos! Like listen right now I’m in the security of this sub, I start some shit I better finish it and I don’t know, not sure even if I could handle each and every one of those guys coming in here and getting into some real gangsta shit for the next 2-4 months in replies, downvotes, upvotes, notifications, rage and visible frowning as I open my reddit app, happiness and roaring laughter as I open my reddit app, discord calls and DMs, Reddit DMs???

Am I really going to start some SHIT that’ll get me REDDIT DMs???

Some things are too cumbersome for my elastic ass.