The rest of the world literally laughs at you Americans. You provide nothing of value to the world, waste money on militarization, and benefit from research and science of europeans. Enjoy being forced to pledge your allegiance to your freedumb.

The only thing you clowns would want to save is that McDonald’s you fat fucks. We clearly need the help of a country who go around killing black people for fun and waste their money on stupid shit like sending people to the moon 50 years ago and a military that kills more civilians than terrorists. I’d rather live in Qatar than your shithole.

*Compiled from /u/secretschemetics*