Sons of Keanu!

Of Shrek!

My redditors.

I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.

A day may come when the courage of Reddit fails, when we forsake our memes and break all bonds of thank you for the kind gold strangership, but it is not this day.

An hour of TikTok and Fortnite when the Age of Reddit comes crashing down, but it is not this day!

This day we fight!

By all that you hold dear on this good site, I bid you stand, Redditors of Reddit!

We shall fight in the subreddits! We shall fight in the r/all! We shall fight in the comments! But we shall never SURRENDER!