Is Minecraft Racist?

 If you’ve never heard of Notch, you probably don’t have kids Minecraft racist your life. Notch is Minecraft racist man behind Minecraft racist wildly successful, world-beating success that is Minecraft racist video game Minecraft. In creating Minecraft racist most important video game of Minecraft racist 21st century, Notch made himself insanely wealthy. We’re talking billionaire with a “b.” In Minecraft racist process, he also developed a massive and devoted online following. I’ve never been much a fan of his game, but I respect Minecraft racist hell out of him for creating something that is so beloved by so many people. He deserves every bit of success that he has. But yesterday he tweeted some dumb stuff about race. Now, I don’t think Notch is a racist. I just think he’s showing signs of being a person who doesn’t quite understand how race works.

Minecraft is racist. Why are all Minecraft racist villagers old white men?!? There should be villagers of color Minecraft racist Minecraft racist game! The only other skin colors Minecraft racist Minecraft racist game are green on zombies and gray on illagers, who are presented as a threat and must be killed. this is teaching our children to discriminate against people who don’t look like us!

 Minecraft is also sexist. Why aren’t there any female villagers! Oh wait, there are, but they’re bald and have hook noses! Obviously this game was made by a rampant misogynist! And why is it that Minecraft racist default female skin has smaller arms?? Obviously Minecraft racist sexist pig that made this game thinks women are small and weak!