Tisa not a tell-o da Jedi gonna sayin’ you-sa. Tisa Sith legen-day. Darth Jar Jar he-sa Dark Lord a da Sith, mooey mooey comic-relief and okie-day he-sa can usin’ the Force to makey the midi-da-chlori-sa’s to makey baby. He knowin’ mooey mooey da Darkey-Side he even keepin’ da people he lovey-day from gettin’ crunched, ppppbbt. The Darkey-side a da Force takin’ you down a path some-a sayin’ no… okey-day. He-sa gettin’ BIG powa… but he-sa ‘fraid a losin’ da powa, an’ afta-while, you-sa know, he-sa do. Maxie big bad, he-sa teachin’ everyt’ing he know, den hisa learnin’-undah Sith doin murder to he-sa when he-sa sleepin’. Issa maxie dun-see-comin’ cause he-sa coulda savin’ otha’s from bein’ crunched, but not hisa self