so my stupid toddler just walked in to my ‘floyd room, while I was listening to The Floyd and just started crying. I immediately rose from my roger waters signature “THE WALL 2012 TOUR” chair and slapped him as hard as I could on his stupid toddler face. “CRYING IS ONLY ACCEPTABLE WHILE LISTENING TO LE EPIC THE ‘FLOYD SOLOS”. It was just then when my stupid bitch wife came into my room (who may I say, is jewish. I’m not anti-semetic but I DO hate Israel and therefore I hate her as well) and DEMANDED that I explain what happened. After I did so she told me this was the last straw and that she was leaving me. EPIC I thought. This is just like in Pink Floyd’s The Wall when Pink’s wife leaves him. After she was gone I took her stupid kid and brought him to the river by my house. I tied several rocks to his legs and watched as he got “dragged down by the stone”. When the police officer arrived he said: “nice “the floyd” reference, me thinks your a fan? I of course said yes, and he let me go.