I have officially decided that sponge bob, Patrick, and sandy are fucking strippers. I mean think about it Patric spends way too much time taking his damn pants off. And that one episode he is really tall for some fucking reason, and has these fucking stripper boots !!?!!!! Wtf patric?????? Sandy is almost always wearing a fucking bikini. It is a damn bikini no one wants to see that!!! Other then that Sponge bob spends too muck time with Patrick and also fucking is a stripper……!!!?!? Plus all the weird ass dances he does, he is a real fucking stripper!!! As you can hopefully see I care very deeply about them all being strippers wtf!??!!!!?!!!!