Approximately thirty seconds before writing this, I ejaculated as Hot HeadTM played in the background. Yes, I’d say I spent some fifty minutes with that death grips playlist, ball bruisingly pounding my poor meat shaft.

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What can I say? It was awful. The cum felt more like swallowing grandma’s bland supper so that you can eat your ice cream than it did a euphoric release of viscid spirit substance. I will never do this again.

Peculiarly, towards the end of my ejaculation, my mind went to the muscular backs and stern faces of men. I am extremely confused. Help.