Okay, I just saw that you rip off money from people for “coaching” them. Granted, “rip off” might be a pretty harsh term, but let’s see what’s currently on offer (looking at your website): a “gameplay check” for 25€ per 30 minutes. A “full coaching session” for 50€ per 60 minutes, and some other bullshit for 10€ / 30 days, whatever that entails. Then you post a couple of pictures with yourself and a bunch of REAL Overwatch personalities, acting as if that was some kind of “proof” for your actual skill or qualification, when in reality you just took those goddamn pics as a fanboy like every pleb could’ve done.

Scrolling down, I see that you finally go into some specifics… or, do you? You say, and I quote: “I coached a Blizzard Employee, Army Veteran, Cancer Survivor, (almost) Millionaire, French Canadian TF2 Legend, …” blah blah, and some other meaningless terms. Not a single mention of a NAME that would testify your success in coaching.

Let’s have a look at some of your videos: you tell people (especially in lower ranks) that they’d be able to climb faster by DISABLING their voice comms… you’ve said in the past that lower sensitivity can be a bad thing and cause “lazy aim” (which is of course bullshit and literally admitting that YOU YOURSELF got lazy – not the fault of any hardware at all) and to top it all off, you’ve said in a video – in essence – that aim is less important than game sense.

Let’s say we put the best aiming player in the world – who just so happens to suck at game sense – into a 1v1 with someone who knows the map inside out, has a good understanding of his surroundings, but severely sucks at aiming and wouldn’t be able to hit a brick wall if he was standing right in front of it. Who do you think would win this match? The guy who might run around a bit more, but hits every single headshot? Or the guy who engages and disengages cleverly, but misses all the time?

Yeah, right. We know what your answer would be, and I beg to differ. And DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE coming up with a stupid argument like: “but xQc said on stream once…..” blah blah blah, yeah, he’s a pro Winston / Rein player, both of which don’t require any kind of precise aim, so OF COURSE game sense is more important to him. Go figure.

But it doesn’t fucking end there. You even DARE to admit, right there on your scammy website, that the youngest person you’ve ever coached was FUCKING 10 YEARS OLD while the game is rated USK16 (16+ years in Germany) and ESRB “Teen” (13+ years in other regions). You should be fucking ashamed of yourself and refund that poor kid’s money immediately (I’d guess it was probably the parents’s money anyways).

And there I just saw that you do indeed drop some “names” further down the website. Testimonials from people I’ve NEVER EVER heard of before. Probably absolute nobodies who were so DESPERATE to get out of Bronze that they gladly threw their money at you.

EVERYTHING that’s uploaded to your channel, and EVERYTHING that you advertise yourself for… can be found on YouTube or other platforms of the internet already, hundredfold! Oh, and for free, too. But even if you really were a good teacher, and even if your knowledge of the game was somehow “supreme” (lol!) …just looking at some of the advice you’ve given in the past makes me burst out in laughter. The fact that YOU teach people unpopular opinions doesn’t automatically mean they’re “right” (because maybe you think “oh, I’m anti-mainstream, I tell people to do X when all the others tell them to do Y, so I’m special, I HAVE to be right! Right? RIGHT??”)

It just means that you’re standing in for unpopular opinions… and more often than not, that simply means: no one else shares your views, so you’re probably dead wrong and fail to realize it. Seeing that you take SUCH RIDICULOUS amounts of money from people, just so that you can tell them your BS, is borderline fraudulent.

But I get where you’re coming from. Unfortunately, your channel didn’t grow as much as you would’ve liked, compared to other Overwatch YouTubers, right? Can’t make a living with just 26k subs, so the money has to come from elsewhere, right? DINGGGG! Great idea! Just tell the people “hey, I’m a self proclaimed PROFESSIONAL coach and can help you succeed” – and BOOM goes the dynamite. Oh, and will you look at that… look what I found, a 1 year old video of yours (“Too good to be True”) where you go all out and trash some of the bigger Overwatch content creator channels with bullshit arguments. If that doesn’t sound like someone’s jealous, I don’t know what else does.

(Finishing off with some German words)

Lächerlich, sowas. Ich hab auf der letzten Gamescom auch mal ein Foto mit Leuten wie Sty & Co. gemacht. Und jetzt? Verkaufe ich mich als “Professional”? Mach dich mal gerade, Kollege, und hör auf die Leute mit Pseudo-Halbwissen und Stammtisch-Geschwafel übern Tisch zu ziehen. Und vor allem: schaff dir mal ein vernünftiges Mikro-Setup an (oder lerne, wie du das vorhandene ordentlich einstellst)! Von so einem Amateur, der nicht mal das gebacken kriegt, würde ich mich in tausend Jahren nicht coachen lassen wollen – egal für was.