TIFU by getting the wrong bodily fluid on my wife’s vagina.

So this happened this morning and it completely ruined the moment, but me and the Mrs laughed about it at the time so it’s not the end of the world.

Both kids were asleep, we were awake so naturally our hands started to wonder. After an amazingly sensually blowjob, I decided to return the favour by going down on her. It was all going well, I could tell she was close to enlightenment.

This is however when I fucked up. I suffer from horrendous hayfever at this time of year and over the past few days I’ve had a lot of very thick, green mucus leaking from my nostrils as a result of this.

Anyway, with my tongue still beating like a baby birds wings when attempting to take flight I felt a tickle in my nose which I knew was a sneeze. I held it off and I felt the sensation leave so I doubled my efforts in case the sneeze came back. The sneeze did come back, and caught me completely by surprise. I let out this massive sneeze and at least half a litre of snot came out with it and covered my wife.

I wiped my nose and just looked at the site as if I just witnessed a murder. We where both silent for about 30 seconds, then we burst out laughing. I cleaned her up and accepted I ruined the moment. Don’t worry though, she did reached enlightenment with the help of a toy.

TL;DR Was giving my wife oral and I sneezed cover her vagina in thick green mucus.