Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth CummyBot2000? I thought not. It’s not a story the Owoifier would tell you. It’s a Cummy legend. Darth CummyBot2000 was a Dark Lord of the Bots, so powerful and so wise he could use the program to influence the Bot to create pasta… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even make the ones he cared about copy his pasta. The dark side of the pasta is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice deleted his pasta during his sleep. Ironic. He could make others copy pasta, but not himself.