True story: I was in a Burger King in Manhattan, and I got up to the counter to order my Croissanwich. I learn that this location’s prices are higher than I’m accustomed to, and I don’t have enough cash for a Croissanwich. Who’s in line behind me? Keanu Reeves. If you’ve heard what kind of guy he is on Reddit before, you probably know where this is going.

Keanu fights the Burger King from the tv commercials to the death and declares himself the new Burger King, so I guess he owns the chain now. He gave me a gunny sack full of cheeseburgers to take with me, and apologized for the wait.

Real solid guy.