*drum intro with clapping*

Why don’t we d-do it in the road?

Why don’t we do it in the road?

Why don’t we do iiIIIIINTHE ROAHOOOAD

Why don’t we do it in the road?

No one will be watching us; why don’t we do it in the road?

Why don’t we do it in the road?

Why don’t we do it in the road?

WHY DONT WE DOIIIIT IN THE ROOOOAD

Why don’t we do it in the road?

No one will be watching us; WAAAAAH DONT WE DO IT IN THE ROAHOOOAD

*demonic screech*

*an octave higher* Why don’t we do it in the road?

*normal octave* WHY DONT WE DO IIIHHIN THE ROOOOAD

WHY DONT WE D-DO IT, D-DO IT IN THE ROOOOOOAD

WHY DONT WE DO IIIHIIIT IN THE ROWOAD?

NOOO ONE WILL BE WATCHING US! WHY DONT WE DO IT IN THE ROAD?