I will fuck you on a boat. I will tag-team you with a goat.

On your nipples I will chew Then knock you to the ground and screw

I will make a splash inside your gash Then stick my green ham in your ass

I will fuck you with a rubber I will start a threesome with your mother

I will spread apart your knees I will eat your fromunda cheese

I will make your colon itch While I finger your red fish

I will spitroast your dad While wearing leather and a mask

Then we’ll get back on the floor Have an orgy and fuck some more

I’ll do you from behind like a bitch I will cum inside your snitch

I will stick it in your mouth I will turn your tonsils inside-out

I will fuck you on a train I will fuck you on a plane

I will fist you like a puppet I will reach so far you’ll feel like a muppet.

I will lick your hole Into your slit I’ll blow

I will give you golden showers I will eat you for a straight hour

Then as you lay falling asleep I’ll say “Goodbye, dear sister! See you next week!”