Dear said bitchtits,

To be completely honest with you.. I do believe that the 5% comission rate is as low as your IQ.
My community are demanding that I get at least 15-20% which would be the same amount as brain cells that you have.
If you do not submit to my demands then I will be forced to send the PP POO POO MAN straight to your house to literally eat your ass.

You may be laughing at the PP POO POO MAN but once he’s there.. you won’t be laughing. My community WILL summon him.

I also blame Toothy

It’d be great to hear back from you,

yours faithfully,

CraftingVegeto