What did you say about cummy you little prude? Do you even know cummy? Have you even explored all of cummy’s holes? Including with your penis inside of cummy’s nostrils and sweat glands? No? Didn’t think so.

Cummy is the better and more sexy incarnate of jesus himself, gifting us with more wisdom in each word than the karma-sutra and the sexy edition of the New Testament do combined. Praising Cummys decrees in one poorly constructed sentence with a few emojis is like explaining orgasms with one word. Mentally disabled, possibly unable to masturbate, and possibly asexual. These are facts.

Do you even know what an Alaskan snow dragon is you little virgin-cock? It’s where you cummy so hard after a bj that it comes out the girls nose. I’ve only pulled it off 52 times. You need to do it at least 246 times before addressing cummy less formally than as the true Lord and savior.

Go have sex with at least 37 other virgins before you even begin to think about the ultimate sex jesus again.