I Walk up to my Kitchen in the Middle of the night to see my son Jonathan eating sugar.

 I Say in a Vulgar voice “Jonathan Jonathan”

 Jonathan Says “Yes father I acknowledge you.”

 I Say back “Consuming Glucose”

 My son says in a low voice “No father why would you accuse me of such bad lies”

 I Tell him to Open his Mouth…

I See as a Black Hole Appears

Sucking me in.

Sucking everything in.

As I hear HA HA HA

I Slowly Faint.