I Walk up to my Kitchen in the Middle of the night to see my son Jonathan eating sugar.
I Say in a Vulgar voice “Jonathan Jonathan”
Jonathan Says “Yes father I acknowledge you.”
I Say back “Consuming Glucose”
My son says in a low voice “No father why would you accuse me of such bad lies”
I Tell him to Open his Mouth…
I See as a Black Hole Appears
Sucking me in.
Sucking everything in.
As I hear HA HA HA
I Slowly Faint.