omg storytime… so I’m talking to my wife about the markets, and she’s worried, keep in mind that *we’re already sharing a jet* with some friends, and she tells me, “Whatever happens, we’re *not* getting rid of the helicopter.” So then I’m laughing because lol, yeah no shit honey.

So I tell her “I’ll staff this house entirely with illegals before I sell that helicopter.”

She says, “Baby, they all already are.” Immediately I’m furious. *How the HELL* are we paying so much in wages if they’re illegals?!

I say, “Are you fucking kidding me? I’m cutting their pay IN HALF.”

She starts laughing, which, fair, but then she goes, “I’m kidding. They’re not illegals.”

So I start laughing, and then I’m like, bingo, lightbulb moment, I go, “Let’s cut their pay in half anyway!” 😂😂😂