Okay, seriously? You’re gonna disdain someone who is spending his Christmas Eve patrolling the mean streets of this sub? Unacceptable. I have ended relationships, friendships, I took my family dog to the pound, to devote my time to this subreddit.

And you mock me like that. Try to claim that I would defend underage anime girls. FIRST of all, due to the time-warped nature of many popular animes, they AREN’T underage, because their spirit ages differently than the body. Secondly, I would never wear an anime shirt outside of my home and my job.

So yeah, I’d think a bit on what you did. Maybe be sorry about it. Until then, I’ll be pre-banning you. You might be wondering what pre-banning is, so I’ll explain.

I type up a detailed mod-message about your transgressions and send it to my modding superior. He looks over it, makes some edits, and sends it back to me for review. I fix what needs to be fixed and send it back to him. Once he approves it, he sends it to the HEAD MOD. That’s right kiddo nods. Once the head mod reads it over, he sends it to my mod superior with some edits and footnotes. Once he makes the changes, he sends it back to the HEAD MOD. The HEAD MOD will then hand you your ban for 3 days or less.

So yeah, I’d be a little worried if I were you. That’ll be all.

Spins my spinny chair around and triumphantly walks away