[https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/grqm3b/imagine\_being\_a\_cum\_jar\_pony/](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/grqm3b/imagine_being_a_cum_jar_pony/) <—- The first part for some context

You, the pony, was still sitting in the cum jar in space..still in that neckbeard’s creamy, thick love juice..you and the jar were in there for a 19 million years, during those years you’ve watched plants and stars zoom pass you, you could’ve watched civilizations grow and fall, stars turn into supernovas, and much, much more, you were in there for so long that your body has become apart of the cum and the glass of the jar..it’s like you were the heart, the cum was the brain and the jar was the body..but enough of that, you finally thought of a way to get out of this mess..you thought shrinking yourself would be the only option..Oh, you didn’t remember? Well, you see, when you, the pony, was being made, you were actually a very special pony..so special in fact that the government installed a shrinking device inside of you, granting you the ability to shrink..and so, you remember that power they gave you and you try to use it, you give it all your strength, and then..you shrink, you shrink to a sub-atomic level, and then, you open your eyes..you’re inside of a city?..An entire advanced civilization upon you, and you didn’t know this whole time?..Well..let me give you some backstory..When you watched the neckbeard that bought you masturbate for 6 years, and when he filled it up, apparently the cum was so thick and strange enough, that it created an entire civilization that called themselves the Cumlonians, you then passed out as nearby Cumlonians walk by you and examine you, then, you wake up, you’re being tested out by Cumlonian scientist..you try to get up and reason with them, but you can’t, because you’re strapped to a chair with chains, you see one of the scientists look at you and say “Don’t worry.”, then, a robot arm comes from the ceiling with a syringe in its hand, the arm stabs you with it, putting you to sleep immediately, while they do this, the robot arm gets out another syringe and gives you godlike powers, such as superhuman strength, speed, agility, mobility, and flight, and they also give you teleportation and laser vision, because why not..you wake up with your new powers as one of the Cumlonian scientists gives you a time machine, the scientist says he gave this to you because you need to go back in time and stop the evil Neckbeard that put you in the cum jar in the first place, quickly, you put in ‘Thursday, May 28th, 2020, 4:19 AM’, you jump in the time portal as you’re sent back in time..you eventually land on top of the Neckbeard’s house, you see your past self and the neckbeard walk into the house, and right before the Neckbeard closes the door, you grow into human size and crash through the door at magnificent speeds, at last..you see the Neckbeard, with a demonic look on his face, he drops your past self as he knows what’s about to happen, the Neckbeard takes off his shirt, revealing his hairy, beer belly stomach, he then takes off his glasses and puts on sunglasses instead, then, he takes off his pants and then underwear, revealing his un-human like penis, something that can not even be imagined even by both God AND Satan themselves, the Neckbeard then says ‘M’Lady’ as he rushes forward faster at the speed of light, with you doing the exact same thing, this then creates a fight that could potentially end the ENTIRE multiverse as we know it, this fight lasts for about 15 hours, the entire world is watching on news stations, the army tried to come in and stop it, but even that didn’t work..eventually, you gain a strong hit, as the neckbeard falls to the ground, you think it’s over..until, the neckbeard starts to laugh..and then laugh even more..everyone watching and even the army backs up, confused as to what’s about to happen..suddenly, an arm starts to crawl out of the Neckbeard’s mouth, then another one, then another one, then suddenly, a demon-ogre-troll thing comes out, revealing the Neckbeard’s true form, he called this form ‘True Neckbeard’, suddenly, True Neckbeard unleashes a punch at you, the pony, launching you back a bit..suddenly, you start to grow into a bright light, then you explode..but you’re not dead..instead, you’ve now turned into a god-like pony, you’re basically Rainbow Dash, but you’re buff as fuck and you have a 30-pack, you turn around at the True Neckbeard as you both unleash a godlike punch, hitting each other’s fists, this punch sends out a shockwave that knocks back the army and the people watching, not wanting anyone to get hurt, you grab the True Neckbeard as you both bring each other into space, and then, you bought duke it out, you both use everything you have in your arsenal…eventually, you two get severely damaged, your powers are now incredibly weak, but you two have one last resort..you two let out a punch that hits each others, this breaks the fabric of reality and time itself, shattering not the multiverse, but the Omniverse..leaving only you two..as you continue to fight, forever.