I have achieved maximum godly comedy status by shortening “Coronavirus” (It’s also covid-19 for the ultra normies who say everything by scientific names 🙄) into “Corona” after someone coughed. Everyone in an 82.7 km radius around me has brutally collapsed into the ground after being in the slightest contact with my joke’s soundwaves. I have been instantly raped by all the girls in said radius, because of how my physical form has ascended so much that I am now the perfect human. Goodbye mortals, for now I am going to perform unrevokably perfect actions.